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Re: New theory of mine (humor, hoping to start a fun thread)

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Subject: Re: New theory of mine (humor, hoping to start a fun thread)
From: "Mark" <mark@nashvilletn.org>
Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 12:28:46 -0600
Autozone:

Me:  Hi, I need to look at your radiator hoses to see if I can find one to
fit something.

SK: (Stupid Kid) Sorry you can't go behind the counter.

Me:  Ok, I understand.....Thanks

SK:  Wait, what is if for?

Me:  Austin Healey

SK:  Who makes it?

Me: Austin Healey

SK:  Who?

Me:  Austin Healey

SK:  Hey Joe, you ever heard of a Aston Harley

Me:  Austin Healey

Joe:  We don't sell bike parts!

SK:  Oh, here it is in the computer.  What year?

Me:  1954

SK:  I don't show that year.

Me:  Ok forget it!

SK:  They didn't make one in 1954

Me:  I have one

SK:  Are you sure of the year?

Me:  Yep

SK:  What is it you needed again?

Me:  Radiator Hose

SK:  Why don't you just take a look at what we have?

Me:  OK, isn't that where we started?

SK:  Huh?

Me:  I found something I can use.

SK;  Let me look it up;  the computer shows it fits a 1974 Buick (or
something)

Me:  It's ok I will cut it to fit

SK:  You know if you cut it you can't return it!

Me:  Yep

SK:  This part has a life time warranty

Me:  On a hose?

SK:  Yes

Me:  Even if I cut it?

SK:  Huh?




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