> To all them Star Wars fans. . . .
> (In honor of the Phantom Menace)
>
> You might be a StarWars Redneck if. . .
>
> * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
> * Your Jedi robe is camouflage color.
> * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
> Strawberry Hill.
> * At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer colored.
> * You have bantha horns on the front of your land-speeder.
> * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
> * You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in your yard.
> * You have ever lost a hand during a light saberfight because you had to
spit.
> * The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
> * You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
> * Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the
> darkside. . it'll be a hoot."
> * You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy
> to get the barbecue grill to light.
> * You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
> * You think Hans Solo would look better in a flannel shirt cuz he looks
like
> a little sissy in that vest.
> * You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in
> through the window.
> * Although you had to kill him, you think Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good
> handle on how to treat his women.
> * You ever fell in love with your sister.
> * You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
> * You suggested that they outift the Millennium Falcon with a redwood
deck.
> * In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow just "ain't right."
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