In case you missed Mr. Clinton's 3/19/99 press conference, he now blames
God for his troubles. Here's the question he was posed, and his answer:
"Q Sir, will you tell us why you think people have been so mean to you?
Is
it a conspiracy? Is it a plan? They treat you worse than they treated
Abe
Lincoln.
THE PRESIDENT: I don't know. You know, one of my favorite jokes -- you
know
that story about the guy that's walking along the Grand Canyon? And he
falls off, and he's falling the hundreds of feet to certain death, and
he
reaches out -- he sees a little twig on
the side of the canyon, and he grabs it. He takes a deep breath, and
then
all of a sudden he sees the roots of the twig start to come loose. And
he
looks up to the sky and he says, "Lord, why me? Why me? I pay my taxes.
I
go to work every day. Why me?" And this
thunderous voice says, "Son, there's just something about you I don't
like." (Laughter.)
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