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Auto Acronyms - no Morgan Content

To: morgans@Autox.Team.Net
Subject: Auto Acronyms - no Morgan Content
From: RCooperman@aol.com
Date: Thu, 22 Oct 1998 21:39:21 EDT
Thought the following might amuse the list, apologies for its lack of Morgan
and LBC content.

>>  "Automobile Acronyms" 
>> 
>>  AUDI 
>>  Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 
>>  Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 
>> 
>>  BMW 
>>  Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 
>>  Big Money Works 
>>  Bought My Wife 
>>  Brutal Money Waster 
>> 
>>  BUICK 
>>  Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 
>> 
>>  CHEVROLET 
>>  Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 
>>  Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 
>> 
>>  DODGE 
>>  Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 
>>  Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 
>> 
>>  FIAT 
>>  Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 
>>  Fix It All the Time 
>>  Fix it again, Tony! 
>> 
>>  FORD 
>>  backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot 
>>  First On Recall Day 
>>  First On Rust and Deterioration 
>>  Fix Or Repair Daily 
>>  Found On Road, Dead 
>>  Fault Of R&D 
>>  Fast Only Rolling Downhill 
>>  Features O.J. and Ron's DNA 
>> 
>>  GM 
>>  General Maintenance 
>> 
>>  GMC 
>>  Garage Man's Companion 
>>  Got A Mechanic Coming? 
>> 
>>  HONDA 
>>  Had One Never Did Again 
>>  
>>  HYUNDAI 
>>  Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive... 
>> 
>>  MAZDA 
>>  Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 
>> 
>>  OLDSMOBILE 
>>  Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late 
>>  Every day. 
>>  Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular 
>>  Leftover Equipment 
>> 
>>  SAAB 
>>  Send Another Automobile Back 
>>  Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. 
>> 
>>  TOYOTA 
>>  Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 
>>  
>>  VOLVO 
>>  Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 
>> 
>>  VW 
>>  Virtually Worthless

Richard Cooperman
'67 Morgan 4/4 RHD

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