Thought the following might amuse the list, apologies for its lack of Morgan
and LBC content.
>> "Automobile Acronyms"
>>
>> AUDI
>> Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
>> Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
>>
>> BMW
>> Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
>> Big Money Works
>> Bought My Wife
>> Brutal Money Waster
>>
>> BUICK
>> Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
>>
>> CHEVROLET
>> Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
>> Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
>>
>> DODGE
>> Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
>> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
>>
>> FIAT
>> Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
>> Fix It All the Time
>> Fix it again, Tony!
>>
>> FORD
>> backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
>> First On Recall Day
>> First On Rust and Deterioration
>> Fix Or Repair Daily
>> Found On Road, Dead
>> Fault Of R&D
>> Fast Only Rolling Downhill
>> Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
>>
>> GM
>> General Maintenance
>>
>> GMC
>> Garage Man's Companion
>> Got A Mechanic Coming?
>>
>> HONDA
>> Had One Never Did Again
>>
>> HYUNDAI
>> Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...
>>
>> MAZDA
>> Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
>>
>> OLDSMOBILE
>> Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
>> Every day.
>> Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular
>> Leftover Equipment
>>
>> SAAB
>> Send Another Automobile Back
>> Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
>>
>> TOYOTA
>> Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
>>
>> VOLVO
>> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
>>
>> VW
>> Virtually Worthless
Richard Cooperman
'67 Morgan 4/4 RHD
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