Chad Cooper <mgb72@airmail.net> wrote: Is the list dead?
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Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead. [Hits gong]
Large Man: Here's one.
Dead Collector: Ninepence.
Old Man: I'm not dead!
Dead Collector: What?
Large Man: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
Old Man: I'm not dead!
Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man: Yes he is.
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Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Old Man: I'm getting better!
Large Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart!
Large Man: Oh, don't be such a baby.
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Large Man: Well, when's your next round?
Dead Collector: Thursday.
Old Man: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you
could do?
Old Man: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[The Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences
the Old Man with a whack of his club]
Large Man: Ah, thanks very much.
Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Dan D
Central NJ USA
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'65 MGB Tourer Project - Yep, still is....
'04 Audi A4 1.8T q MT-6 - quattro, baby!
NAMGBR #5-2328
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