aka the "bad opening sentences" contest.
The winner is close to our hearts:
As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg
carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet
pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching
for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging
to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop
manual.
Dan McKay
Fargo, ND
Full results here:
http://www2.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2005.htm
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