Three men were at a party. Predictably the conversation turned to what
they did for work and what kind of car they drove.
The first man said, "Well, I'm a Veterinarian, and of course, I drive a
Vette." The other two nodded approvingly.
The second man said, "Actually, I'm a sign painter, so of course, I drive a
purple Neon." All smiled.
The third man was silent. Finally, after some coaxing, and more coaxing,
he admitted, "Well, actually I'm a Proctologist. And, before you ask, yes,
I drive a brown Probe."
At 03:11 PM 12/14/02, David Breneman wrote:
>I must admit I have a long-standing prejudice against Chrysler
>products, but it's a conditioned response as I drove my parents'
>1967 Plymouth Belvedere and 1968 Dodge Dart quite a bit in
>high school. I never even considered the Neon.
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