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Speaking of Dodge cars (off-color joke enclosed)

To: "David Breneman" <idcb@airborne.com>
Subject: Speaking of Dodge cars (off-color joke enclosed)
From: Tab Julius <tab@penworks.com>
Date: Sat, 14 Dec 2002 18:06:29 -0500
Three men were at a party.  Predictably the conversation turned to what 
they did for work and what kind of car they drove.

The first man said, "Well, I'm a Veterinarian, and of course, I drive a 
Vette."  The other two nodded approvingly.

The second man said, "Actually, I'm a sign painter, so of course, I drive a 
purple Neon."  All smiled.

The third man was silent.  Finally, after some coaxing, and more coaxing, 
he admitted, "Well, actually I'm a Proctologist.  And, before you ask, yes, 
I drive a brown Probe."


At 03:11 PM 12/14/02, David Breneman wrote:
>I must admit I have a long-standing prejudice against Chrysler
>products, but it's a conditioned response as I drove my parents'
>1967 Plymouth Belvedere and 1968 Dodge Dart quite a bit in
>high school.  I never even considered the Neon.

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