Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh. May I use some of these?
Mark
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From: Eric <eric@erickson.on.net>
To: MGS <mgs@autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, December 14, 2001 3:39 AM
Subject: Summer in Australia (OT)
> Still grizzling about the slow start to Summer!
>
>
> You know it's Summer in Australia when..........
> * The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
> * Hot water now comes out of both taps.
> * You can make sun tea instantly.
> * You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good brandingiron.
> * The temperature drops below 35C and you feel a little chilly.
> * You discover that in February it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
> * You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
> * You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
> * You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
> * Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end
> up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
> * You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
> * The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
> * The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out
> and add butter, salt, and pepper.
> * Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
> laying hard-boiled eggs.
> * The cows are giving evaporated milk.
> * The trees are whistling for the dogs
>
> --
> Eric
> '68MGB MkII
> Adelaide, South Australia
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