>NEW STATE SLOGANS....
>Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
>Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
>Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
>Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
>California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
>Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
>Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
>Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
>Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
>Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
>Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But
Leave Your Money)
>Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
>Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
>Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
>Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
>Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
>Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
>Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
>Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
Brackets)
>Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
>Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
>Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
>Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
>Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And
Very Little Else
>Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>Nevada: Whores and Poker!
>New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
>New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
>New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
>New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
An Attorney ...
>North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
>North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
>Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
>Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
>Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
>Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
>Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
>South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
>South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
>Tennessee: The Educashun State
>Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles
>Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>Vermont: Yep
>Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
>Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
>West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
>Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
>Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... And The Sheep Are Scared!!!
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