Electricity

[Gonaj@aol.com]

"Electricity originates inside clouds. There, it forms into
lightning, which is attracted to the Earth by golfers. After
entering the ground, the electricity hardens into coal,
which, when dug up by power companies and burned in big
ovens called 'generators,' turns back into electricity...
where it is transformed by TV sets into commercials for
beer, which passes through the consumers and back into the
ground, evaporates forming new clouds, thus completing what
is known as a 'circuit.'