ONLY IN MERRY OLDE ENGLAND
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A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling
humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat
and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her
fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. When
the case came before the court, the young man was as asked why
he acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady boarded
the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under
an advertisement which read "Coming Soon The Gold Dust Twins",
then she moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments remove Swelling".
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement
which read "William Stick Did The Trick". Then I could not control
myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an
advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented
this accident." He won the case.
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