In case the Moss catalog leaves you cold ;-)
DAD'S DAY
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Father's Day is approaching. If you are undecided about the
perfect gift, we're here to help. Simply choose one word from
each column and combine them together for the perfect gift -- or
at least an unusual one.
Yes indeed, we have a solution for you. Well, you might not get
the gift, but you will get a chuckle or two. Smiles included at no
additionalcost. Be sure to tell us if you find that remote-controlled
digital hedgehog on sale.
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ONE TWO THREE
purple miniature mousepad
paisley triaxial toaster
combination shatterproof monitor
universal hypoallergenic modem
old-fashioned interchangeable phone
designer vibrating breadbox
virtual digital lamp
drag-and-drop rotary vacuum
expert pan-galactic yellow-sticky holder
color disposable razor
mobile submersible lemon-zester
marbelized polarized chiller
voice-activated gyroscopic lawn mower
giant magnetic hedgehog
engraved solar-powered weed-wacker
fur-lined nuclear fanny(bum)-pack
remote controlled electric door-knocker
organic oscillating pulverizer
gas-powered turbo curling-iron
Internet-ready flexible putter
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All rights reserved.
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Larry Macy
78 Midget
Keep your top down and your chin up.
Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
System Manager/Administrator
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104
Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a
question and you're a fool for the rest of your life.
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