At 02:32 PM 3/15/2000 , Ajhsys@aol.com wrote:
>In a message dated 3/15/00 2:08:05 PM Eastern Standard Time,
>cdsorkin@ix.netcom.com writes:
>
><< Allen wasn't thinking clearly when he said:
>
> >One of the airlines is currently offering a "Fly Anywhere" price of $99.00,
> I
> >think. Why not just put the engine in a wheelchair, wrap it in a blanket,
> >and put a hat on top. Then buy a ticket, and at the gate, roll the
> >wheelchair up to the flight attendent. For good effect, lift the hat a
> >little and give the engine a kiss goodbye.
>
> C'mon Allen, what's going to happen when "Granny" has to go through the
> metal detector? :o) >>
She has a steel plate in her head?
(kind of)
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