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The Perfect Day... (Humor, NLBC)

To: "'Spridgets'" <spridgets@autox.team.net>,
Subject: The Perfect Day... (Humor, NLBC)
From: Michael Graziano <mgrazian@ltcm.com>
Date: Thu, 9 Sep 1999 11:05:50 -0400
The Perfect Day.....

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
    8:15 - Wakeup to hugs and kisses
    8:30 - Weigh in 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday
    8:45 - Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
    9:15 - Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
    10:00 - Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
    10:30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb-out
    12:00 - Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
    12:45 - Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30 pounds
    13:00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
    15:00 - Nap
    16:00 - 3 dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
    16:15 - Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
    17:30 - Pick out  outfit for dinner, primp before mirror
    19:30 - Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
    22:00 - Hot shower (alone)
    22:30 - Make love
    23:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
    23:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
    6:00 - Alarm
    6:15 - Blowjob
    6:30 - Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
    6:40 - Breakfast, filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
    7:00 - Limo arrives
    7:45 - Stoli Bloody Mary en route to airport
    8:15 - Private jet to Augusta, GA
    9:30 - Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
    9:45 - Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
    11:45 - Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
    12:15 - Blowjob
    12:30 - Back nine at Augusta (4 under)
    14:15 - Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
    14:30 - Private jet, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
    15:15 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless)crew
    16:30 - Land World record light tackle marlin (1249 lbs)
    17:00 - Jet back and get massage and hand job en route by naked Kathy
Ireland.
    18:45 - Shit, shower and shave
    19:00 - Watch CNN news flash: Clinton resigns-
    19:30 - Dinner, lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963) 20 ox. New York
steak
    21:00 - Remy martini and Cuban Partagas cigar
    21:30 - Sex with three women
    23:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi
    23:45 - Bed (alone)
    23:50 - 12 second, 4 octave fart that causes the dog to leave the room
    23:55 - Giggle yourself to sleep

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 /                                     \
|           Michael Graziano            |
|   Long Term Capital Management L.P.   |
|         Phone: 203-552-5706           |
|         Fax:   203-552-5869           |
|       Email: mgrazian@ltcm.com        |
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