A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called his wife into his office alone.
He said, "your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
Combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband
will surely die."
"Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be Pleasant and make sure
he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For
dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with
chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems
with him: It will make his stress worse."
"And most important, make love with your husband several times a week
and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next ten
months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health
completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor
say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
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