No, Mississippi foreplay is "Hey, woman, git in da truck". We in Louisiana are
especially grateful for Mississippi. John
Paul Hunt wrote:
> 'Juggling women'? Is that a kind of Mississippi foreplay?
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Thomas James Pokrefke, III <pokrefke@netdoor.com>
> To: mgs@autox.team.net <mgs@autox.team.net>
> Date: 17 June 1999 03:19
> Subject: It's Me!!!
>
> >Ladies and Gentlemen of the Forum, Your Attention Please:
> >
> >I would like to announce my return to this list. For those who don't know
> >or remember me, my name is Thomas Pokrefke. I live in Hattiesburg,
> >Mississippi, USA. My MGB is a 1970 roadster, bright red with black top.
> At
> >one time, I painted the Union Jack on the boot lid, but South Mississippi
> >folk thought it was a rebel flag. Rather than be branded a racist, I
> >returned the car to a monochromatic scheme.
> >
> >As you may have guessed, I'm hardly a purist. I love my MG, and love to
> >drive it. If I must put a Japanese fuel pump on, then so be it. Don't
> >defame me and I won't ridicule you for spending 10 times as much for a
> Lucas
> >"Guaranteed to Leave You Stranded".
> >
> >Those who remember me mayhave noticed I dropped out of sight about the time
> >I acquired my Nissan Pathfinder. The Nissan Pathfinder is up for sale, and
> >the MG is my primary vehicle once again. This represents an attempt to
> >return to my automotive roots. I am in the process of hauling an old Land
> >Rover home to become my next adventure vehicle.
> >
> >Finally, to those who were annoyed to no end hearing about the sexual
> >conquests my car helped me make, you will be relieved to hear those days
> >have come to a bittersweet end. I have settled down in my old age, and
> >instead of juggling women, I have settled down with one who loves me.
> >
> >I look forward to meeting all the new people and re-acquainting myself with
> >my old friends (David Deutsch and Bob Allen excluded)
> >
> >Thomas James Pokrefke, III
> >1970 MGB
> >pokrefke@netdoor.com
> >
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