Not for the queasy or faint of heart...
edited to remove all nationality/minority references. (removed some of the
humor)
Feel free to add your own.
Subject: Bank Robbers
In the wee hours of the morning
three robbers meet and embark
on their plans to get rich. Once inside
the bank, efforts at disabling the
internal security system gets under
way immediately. The robbers expecting
to find one or two huge safes filled
with cash and valuables were more
than surprised to see hundreds of smaller
safes scattered strategically
throughout the bank.
The first safe's combination was
cracked, and inside the robbers found
only a bowl of vanilla pudding. "Well,"
said one robber to another, "at least
we got a bit to eat." They opened up
the second safe and it also contained
nothing but vanilla pudding, and the
process continued until all the safes
were opened and there was not one
dollar, a diamond, nor an ounce of
gold to be found. Instead, all the safes
contained containers of pudding.
Disappointed, each of the mobsters
made a quiet exit, leaving with nothing
more than queasy, uncomfortably full
stomachs.
The following morning, the local
newspaper headline read: "SPRINGFIELD'S
LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS
MORNING..
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