had to read the punch line 3 times before I got it I guess I am
slllloooowwwwwwwww
Larry
On 5/8/99 11:47 AM so and so (WSpohn4@aol.com) said. (And I quote:)
> Car Care
> >
> > Judi was bored with driving her BMW. She fancied something a
> > bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible. That week,
>she
> > visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar
>XK140
> > convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love
>
> > with its gorgeous red paint work. An empty check stub later
>and
> > off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her
>
> > beautiful new car.
> >
> > Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring
> > from the radio - what could possibly go wrong?
> >
> > At that thought, there was a splutter from the engine and the
>
> > car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the hood
>
> > and concluded, after a few minutes, that she didn't have a
> > bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily, she had her mobile phone
>
> > with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short
> > wait later, she saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind
> > her.
> >
> > "That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be
>the
> > matter?
> >
> > Judi replied, "Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."
> >
> > "Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the
> > engine was purring like a cat again.
> >
> > "Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?"
> >
> > "Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.
> >
> > Looking shocked she asked, "Oh. How many times a week do I
>have
> > to do that?"
Larry Macy
78 Midget
Keep your top down and your chin up.
Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
System Manager/Administrator
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104
In a world without walls or fences, what use do we have for windows or
gates?
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