Neil_Oldfield@nag.national.com.au wrote:
>
> I know how you feel. I caused some amusment this morning. In the
> middle of peak hour traffic, I had a Wolf Spider crawl up my steering
> column sit on my streering wheel and rear up, baring its fangs at me.
> lucky for me I was stopped , and decided that desretion waas the better
> part of valour and bailed out of the car at a great rate of speed, (Not
> easy withthe roof on....). I then proceed to cause great amusment to the
> driver of the car behind me by taking of a shoe and trying to squash said
> spider with it, unsuccessfully, I may add, in the process the hairy moster
> ran across the dash, completly obscruring the radio at one point, (That
> will give you an idea how big, this sucker was). IT the disapeared in the
> back of the car. So off comes the roof, I now cause even more amusment to
> the guy behind me by randomly thowing things out of my car to find this
> thing. It finaly turns up sitting on the seat belt. Grabed handy wire
> brush, One ex Spider. at this poit I tried to drive off with as much
> dignity as possible, not easy with the guy behind me laughing so loud that
> I could hear him, and he had the window closed.
>
> Neil (No need for coffee this morning)
> 64 MGB
If I had a spider as big as a wolf in my car I would just drop a match
in the gas tank. Problem solved. Don't like spiders, never did, never
will. If there was one big button I could push and get rid of all the
bugs in the world, I would, and to h*ll with the food chain :-)
--
William M. Gilroy
77 Midget that came with hundreds of wasps in 10's of nests in different spots
Telephone: 732-957-4775
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