Some truth in at least some of these, I think.
<< > > Rules Guys Wished Girls Knew
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> > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
> > 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
> > 3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if
> > he can find the perfect present, again!
> > 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
> > answer you don't want to hear.
> > 5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
> > 6. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to
> > discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster
> > trucks.
> > 7. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
> > 8. Sunday =3D sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of
> > the tides. Let it be.
> > 9. Shopping is not sport.
> > 10. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
> > 11. You have enough clothes.
> > 12. You have too many shoes.
> > 13. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
> > like it.
> > 14. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
> > 15. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark
> > anniversaries on a calendar.
> > 16. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes. What makes you think
> > we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look
> > good with your dress?
> > 17. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
> > 18. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
> > 19. Check your oil.
> > 20. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
> > 21. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
> > together.
> > 22. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
> > argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
> > 23. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
> > ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
> > 24. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
> > done -- not both.
> > 25. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
> > commercials.
> > 26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
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