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[Tim Nagy <nagy@duq.edu>]

This was forwarded to me from a friend....

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John Cleese was on American TV recently and was asked for the difference
between English and American people.

In reply he said that there were three.

 "We speak English and you don't."

 "When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite
teams from other countries."

 "Finally, when we meet the head of state in England, you only have to
go down on one knee."