You mean to say that Cajun duck huntin' stories have gotten all the way to the
UK? John
RJB wrote:
> I heard a version of that joke years and years ago, but it featured an old
> lady buying a duck in Harrods in London.
>
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> > From: Larry Macy <macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
> > To: MG List <mgs@autox.team.net>
> > Subject: Completely OFF TOPIC 3 Ducks Bagged
> > Date: Saturday, November 21, 1998 9:56 AM
> >
> >
> >
> > A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks
> > and decided to "enforce the laws pending." He stopped the
> > hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a
> > pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?"
> >
> > The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The
> > warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the
> > duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This
> > here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington
> > state hunting license?"
> >
> > The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the
> > warden a Washington state hunting license. The warden took a
> > second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum,
> > pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's an Idaho
> > duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?"
> >
> > The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting
> > license. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same
> > finger test, and said, "This here's an Oregon state duck. Do
> > you have an Oregon state hunting license?"
> >
> > Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter
> > produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little
> > miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to the
> > hunter and said, "You've got all of these licenses, just
> > where the hell are you from?"
> >
> > The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said
> > "You're so smart, YOU tell ME!"
> >
> >
> > Larry Macy (from WY, CO, WY, AR, PA ..hmmmmm)
> > 78 Midget
> >
> > Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
> > macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
> > System Manager/Administrator
> > Neuropsychiatry Section
> > Department of Psychiatry
> > University of Pennsylvania
> > 3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
> > Philadelphia, PA 19104
> >
> > In a world without walls or fences, what use do we have for windows or
> > gates?
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