One day a husband decided to go to a pet store and
get his wife a bird For Christmas. He knew she
loved animals, birds in particular, and decided this
would be the perfect gift for her.
He goes to the pet store and asks the manager if he
has anything special In the way of birds. The manager
tells him that in fact he does, it's a Bird named
"Chet" who sings.
The guy is very interested and asks to see Chet.
The manager brings him over to a beautiful bird and
tells the husband that this is Chet. The husband
asks what is so special about him and the manager tells
him that Chet can sing, and that he'll show him.
The manager then takes a cigarette lighter out of
his pocket and lights it a few inches underneath
Chet's right foot. Chet begins to sing "Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way". The
husband says that it was great, "Does Chet sing
anything else?" So the manager then lights his
lighter under Chet's left foot, and Chet begins to
sing "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the
ones I used to know ..." The husband is very
impressed, sure that his wife will absolutely love this
bird, so he buys Chet.
He brings the bird home and presents it to his wife as
a Christmas gift. She is very happy and says the
bird is beautiful. The husband tells her That the
bird can sing, and he takes his lighter and lights it
beneath Chet's right foot, and Chet begins to sing,
"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way".
The wife is thrilled and asks if he can do anything
else. The husband then lights the lighter under
Chet's left foot and Chet begins to sing, "I'm
dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I
used to know..."
The wife is overwhelmed and asks, "What would happen if
you put the lighter under both of his feet at the same
time?" The husband says that he doesn't know, but
they could try it. So the husband puts the lighter
under both of the birds feet and the bird begins to
sing,
"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
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