>Subject: Perfect
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> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
>perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
>was, of course, perfect.
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> One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving
>their perfect car (an MGB GT) along a winding road, when they
>noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the
>perfect couple, they stopped to help.
>There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting
>to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
>couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
>driving along delivering the toys.
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> Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
>couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
>the accident
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> Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
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>The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
>the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is
>no such thing as a perfect man.
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>****Women, stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.****
>****Men, keep scrolling.****
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>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
>must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
>By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
>illustrates another point: women never listen either.
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BTW. How can you fit Santa Claus on the back seat of a GT ?
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