Three women were walking down the rows of cars at the KC All British last
weekend and I overheard them taking about their husbands.
As they passed an old Bentley in the concours section one woman remarked
that it reminds her of her husband: Long, slow and sophisticated.
The second woman pointed over to the Jaguar roadsters and said that was her
lover: Sleek, noisy, and exciting.
The third woman, who looked somewhat familiar, said her old man was more
akin to that old rusty TC in the vendors area: It needs a hand crank to get
started and then you have to hurry up and jump on while its still going.
--
Bob Allen, Kansas City
"Vulgarity is the crutch of the ignorant."
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