humor

[Phil Vanner <pvanner@pclink.com>]

If you have Microsoft Word for Windows '95 or newer (and too much time on your 
hands) try this:

Type in "owns a Triumph" , highlight the entire phrase and check the thesaurus 
for synonyms. (it's under:  Tools...Language...)

Now do the same with "unable to drive an MG"

And finally the definitive answer as to why they always have their tops up, try:

"driving my Miata"

seems somebody knows something.

Phil Vanner
Mk1 Midget

No real marque bashing intended (it's a JOKE....)