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Re: My Oily Leg-- This is MG stuff, not free porn.

To: <MGMagnette@aol.com>, <mgs@Autox.Team.Net>
Subject: Re: My Oily Leg-- This is MG stuff, not free porn.
From: "Robert Allen" <boballen@sky.net>
Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 13:02:19 -0500
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From: MGMagnette@aol.com <MGMagnette@aol.com>

>   The MGs have been running so good that I havne't had to ask much on here
>lately, but I just wore white pants in my MGB tourer, and now they are
covered
>in black oil circles!  What under the dash is leaking on  me?

Right leg?     Oil pressure gauge is leaking.
Left leg?       Hydraulic clutch fluid.
Both legs?    Brake master cylinder.

White pants in an LBC? Serves you right! Is driving a roadster your form of
therapy since they canceled 'Ellen?'
--
Bob Allen, Kansas City, macho cars
"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I
don't know." -- Garry Shandling


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