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From: Paul Hunt <paul.hunt1@virgin.net>
Date: Mon, 30 Mar 1998 18:01:04 +0000
Genuine contestants' answers from the ITV game show Family Fortunes

We asked one hundred people to name...                  You say...

A famous Scotsman                                       Vinny Jones
A famous Scotsman                                       Jock
An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers        A horse
A jacket potato topping                                 Jam
A food that can be brown or white                       Potatoes
A sign of the zodiac                                    April
A job a working dog does                                Slave
Something with a hole in it                             A window
Something people might be allergic to                   Skiing
A type of large cat                                     Persian
A type of record                                        Floppy disc
Something associated with pigs                          The police
A non-living object with legs                           A plant
A domestic animal                                       Leopard
Something red                                           My cardigan
A kind of ache                                          Filet-o-fish
[To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman:
A food that can be easily eaten without chewing         Er, chips?
Something you beat                                      An apple
A dangerous race (i.e. a motor race or summat)          The Arabs
A number you have to memorise                           Seven
Some famous brothers                                    Bonnie and Clyde
Something that floats in the bath                       Water
Something in the garden that's green                    The shed
Something a blind man might use                         A sword
Something you wear on the beach                         A deckchair
A famous cowboy                                         Buck Rogers
An animal you might see at a zoo                        A dog
A famous bridge                                         The Bridge Over 
Troubled Waters
A part of the body beginning with the letter N          Knee
Something you put on walls                              Roofs
Something you do in the bathroom                        Decorate
A famous Royal                                          Mail
Something slippery                                      A con-man
A way of cooking fish                                   Cod
A form of transport you can walk around in              My foot
A method of securing your home                          Put the kettle on
Something you do before going to bed                    Sleep
Something a cat does                                    Goes to the toilet
An animal beginning with the letter B                   Bullfrog
The last thing you take off before going to bed         Your feet
Something that makes you scream                         A squirrel
Something you have with coffee                          The Sunday Sport
A song with 'Moon' in the title                         'Blue Suede Moon'
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine        A bicycle with wings
Something with a red light on it                        A Dalek
Something you open other than a door                    Your bowels

Our survey said...
Eh-urgh!


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