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Subject: Merry Chistmas to All!
From: Tom Buchanan <buchanan@preferred.com>
Date: Tue, 16 Dec 1997 21:08:41 -0500
57 ELM STREET
BETHLEHEM, PA.
11:51 P.M., DECEMBER 24TH

We're too late! It's already been here.

Mulder, I hope you know what you're doing.

Look, Scully, just like the other homes: Douglas fir, truncated,
mounted, transformed into a shrine; halls decked with
boughs of holly; stockings hung by the chimney, with care.

You really think someone's been here?

Someone, or something.

Mulder, over here--it's a fruitcake.

Don't touch it! Those things can be lethal.

It's O.K. There's a note attached: "Gonna find out who's
naughty and nice."

It's judging them, Scully. It's making a list.

Who? What are you talking about?

Ancient mythology tells of an obese humanoid entity who
could travel at great speed in a craft powered by antlered servants.
Once each year, near the winter solstice, this creature is said to
descend from the heavens to reward its followers and punish
disbelievers with jagged chunks of anthracite.

But that's legend, Mulder--a story told by parents to
frighten  children. Surely you don't believe it?

Something was here tonight, Scully. Check out the bite
marks on this gingerbread man. Whatever tore through this plate of
cookies was massive--and in a hurry.

It left crumbs everywhere. And look, Mulder, this milk
glass has been completely drained.

It gorged itself, Scully. It fed without remorse.

But why would they leave it milk and cookies?

Appeasement. Tonight is the Eve, and nothing can stop its
wilding.

But if this thing does exist, how did it get in? The doors
and windows were locked. There's no sign of forced entry.

Unless I miss my guess, it came through the fireplace.

Wait a minute, Mulder. If you're saying some huge creature
landed on the roof and came down this chimney, you're crazy. The
flue is barely six inches wide. Nothing could get down there.

But what if it could alter its shape, move in all
directions at once?

You mean, like a bowl full of jelly?

Exactly. Scully, I've never told anyone this, but when I
was a child my home was visited. I saw the creature. It had long white
shanks of fur surrounding its ruddy, misshapen head. Its bloated
torso was red and white. I'll never forget the horror. I turned away,
and when I looked back it had somehow taken on the facial features of
my father.

Impossible.

I know what I saw. And that night it read my mind. It
brought me a Mr. Potato Head, Scully. It knew that I wanted a Mr. Potato
Head!

I'm sorry, Mulder, but you're asking me to disregard the
laws of physics. You want me to believe in some supernatural being
who soars across the skies and brings gifts to good little girls and
boys. Listen to what you're saying. Do you understand the
repercussions? If this gets out, they'll close the X-files.

Scully, listen to me: It knows when you're sleeping. It
knows when you're awake.

But we have no proof.

Last year, on this exact date, SETI radio telescopes
detected bogeys in the airspace over twenty-seven states. The White House
ordered a  Condition Red.

But that was a meteor shower.

Officially. Two days ago, eight prized Scandinavian
reindeer vanished from the National Zoo, in Washington, D.C. Nobody--not
even the zookeeper--was told about it. The government doesn't want
people to know about Project Kringle. They fear that if this thing
is proved to exist the public will stop spending half its annual income
in a Christmas shopping frenzy. Retail markets will collapse.
Scully, they cannot let the world believe this creature lives. There's
too much at stake. They'll do whatever it takes to insure another
silent night.

Mulder, I--

Sh-h-h. Do you hear what I hear?

On the roof. It sounds like...a clatter.

The truth is up there. Let's see what's the matter...

  Tom
"growing old is mandatory - growing up..... that's optional"

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