You are one sick bitch.
On Wed, 10 Dec 1997, Glen Eldridge wrote:
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> -Date: Wed, 10 Dec 1997 13:50:08 EST
> Subject: (Fwd) Chistes Crueles de Lady Di !!
> Priority: normal
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> Les mando unos chistes bastante crueles de Lady Di que me acaban de
> llegar !
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> What's the title of the new Princess Diana movie they are making?
> One Wedding and a Funeral.
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> Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?
> Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.
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> What's the difference between Lady Di and the Eastern Germans?
> The Eastern Germans survived the wall.
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> What happens when you french kiss a fairy tale Princess?
> The frog turns into a wall and croaks.
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> What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?
> A Mercedes will easily reach 40.
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> What did the coroner say when the body bags arrived?
> "zippety dodi, zippety Di..."
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> What do you give the princess who has everything?
> A seatbelt and an airbag.
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> What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
> One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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> Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
> Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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> What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?
> The wall
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> How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
> They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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> What does a bee have in common with a Mercedes?
> They both make Royal Jelly.
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> What did the Queen Mother give Fergie for her birthday?
> A Black Mercedes and a trip to Paris.
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> What's the difference between Mother Theresa and Diana?
> 5 days.
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> Did you see the wall Di drove into?
> Neither did she.
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> Did you hear they are going to make a movie about her?
> It's going to be called "Di hard" or "Live and Let Di"
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> What does DIANA stand for?
> Died In A Nasty Accident.
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> What does DODI stand for?
> Died Opposite DI.
> Dodi said Di and she did.
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> Why did Elton john take his boyfriend to the funeral?
> So at least one old queen would be seen to cry in public.
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> What was the last thing to go through Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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> What was Princess Diana's last words to the paparazzi?
> "Leave me alone, I'm a bloody princess. You photographers drive me up
> the wall."
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