On 4/12/97 11:39 pm Benjamin Ruset said
>No. It's a totally made up fallacy.
>
>Macintoshes almost never work they way you're told they do. They're really
>keen subliminal devices. They make you think that you're doing work, while
>in reality you're just staring at a blank screen, and a bunch of elves do
>your calculations on an abacus. When you need to print, they wheel in an
>old XT with a laser printer and print something out that LOOKS like it
>could have been done on an Apple. All the money you pay to Apple to keep
>your machines running just goes into gas money for the elves (do they drive
>LBCs?) and for Steve Jobs to build his house to one-up Bill Gates.
>
>Apple is the greatest conspiracy of the 20th Century.
Hey, there's not much that can make me laugh first thing in the morning.
Thanks Ben.
BTW> Like the LBC link there. ;-)
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