During the car show of the fall season, it happened that a Jaguar owner
and an MG owner found themselves together and they began to talk. The
conversation turned to wives and holidays and eventually to the upcoming
Christmas season.
The MG owner asked the Jaguar owner what he was going to get his wife
for Christmas. The Jag owner said he pretty much had that taken care of.
He had two gifts in mind. He had found an exquisite diamond ring for his
life's mate and also was getting a Mark II sedan fully restored for her.
The MG owner was somewhat taken back and asked why he was going to give
her two such extravagant gifts. The Jag owner smiled and said "If she
doesn't like the diamond ring then she will have a beautiful car to take
her down to the jewelry store so she can pick out what she wants."
The Jag owner then asked the MG owner what he was planning to do for his
bride. The MG owner paused only for a minute before he said he was
planning on giving her an interior kit for the Midget and a dildo.
The Jag owner thought that was an unusual combination and asked the MG
owner for an explanation. The MG owner said "Well, it's really simple.
If she doesn't like the gift then she can just go fuck herself."
--
Bob Allen, Kansas City, '69CGT, '75TR6, '61Elva(?)
"Vulgarity is the crutch of the ignorant."
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