Robert Allen wrote:
>
> Is this one of those off-topic things that 'they' graciously allow now
> and then? Well, here is my formula:
>
> Warn her in advance:
> 1.) Its a convertible, dress approrpiately.
> 2.) It ain't fancy but it has a personality.
> 3.) We ain't going anywhere special.
I'd like to add:
4.) Put a hairbrush and comb in the map pocket. If she reaches for them at
the
first stop light, forget her.
5.) If she leans forward to put her head between the dash and windshield so
her
pretty coiffure won't get mussed, turn on the defrosters. Then dump her.
Wanted: Used rollbar for MGB. Will pay shipping.
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Michael S. Lishego
St. Andrews Presbyterian College
Elementary Education Major,
English Minor, Class of 1999
R.A. of Winston-Salem Hall
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