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["Michael P. Ohleger" <mikeoh@gte.net>]

A guy goes into a club.  The doorman says to him, " Sorry sir, but you
can't go in without a tie.  Necktie, bolo tie, whatever."  The guy goes
back to his MG, and all he has is a pair of jumper cables.

He ties them in a bow around his neck, goes back up to the club, and
says to the doorman, "Is this OK?"  The doorman says "Yeah, go ahead in,
but don't start anything."

Cheers,

Michael Ohleger
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