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Non lbc - for your amusement/offence

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Subject: Non lbc - for your amusement/offence
From: David Knowles <dknowles@uk.b-r.com>
Date: Wed, 17 Sep 1997 11:39:00 +0100
     At the 1997 World Women's Conference the first speaker from
     England stood
     up:

     "At last years' conference we spoke about being more
     assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I
     went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook
     for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the
     first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing.
     But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful
     roast lamb."

     The crowd cheered.

     The second speaker from America stood up:

     "After last years' conference I went home and told my
     husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he
     would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw
     nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the
     third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing
     but my washing as well."

     The crowd cheered.

     The third speaker from Australia stood up:

     "After last years' conference I went home and told my
     husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he
     would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw
     nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the
     third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."


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