Hello??? Kai Radicke
Please post this I got it from another list.
Larry
>>I saw a white MGB on my block today. Almost ran me over.
>>Just felt like telling ya.
>>TTFN
>>Ari
>
>Hey guys this is from one of my friends...I have a feeling this MGB belongs
>to one of David Duetsch's friends, or it is perhaps his. (Ari lives in
>NY...)
>
>This gave me quite a good laugh...
>
>Kai
NEW VIRUS WARNING
If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous E-mail virus
yet.
It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will
scramble
any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and your milk
curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards,
reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use
subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. It will give
your ex-boy/girlfriend (ex-husband/wife) your new phone number. It will
mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave
its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It
will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your
car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic. Badtimes
will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give you
nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend
(husband/wife) behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your
Visa card. It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is
dead, such is the power of Badtimes. It reaches out beyond the grave to
sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm
disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged
in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the
forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will refill your skim
milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and
terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
These are just a few signs.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
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