Re: Tool definitions (joke)

[Robert Allen <boballen@sky.net>]

Dan Graves wrote:
> 
>  HAMMER:  Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
>           is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car
>           parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
        <snip>

Cool. Now we ain't going to be able to swing a dead cat without hitting
someone bleating about copyright laws. Hopefully it'll pass soon so we
can get back to categorizing racial slurs.

Bob Allen, Kansas City, '69CGT, '75TR6, an Elva, a Camaro, and a Dakota