Hert wrote:
>
> BTW, the atmosphere in this thread is turning a bit into the stupid mood we
>find
> in a lot of newsgroups. Kids argueing and low level humour. Remember why we
> don't want to be a newsgroup. Besides, it's not 'our cars'. We are only
> custodians. Oh, and it's still an international mailing list.
Stupid mood? Kids arguing? Low level humor?
Which reminds me of something for my Lone Star Juvenile Deliquent
Friends and, in deference to our international lurkers, I'll shout it in
upper case....
THIS GUY WANTS TO BE A REALLY GOOD PROCTOLOGIST, SO HE DECIDES TO GO
DOWN TO THE MORGUE AFTER CLASS AND PRACTICE A LITTLE. WELL, HE UNCOVERS
THE FIRST GUY AND THERE IS A CORK IN HIS BUTT! HE THINKS IT'S A LITTLE
STRANGE, SO HE PULLS IT AND MUSIC STARTS PLAYING! "ON THE ROAD AGAIN,
JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN..."
THE GUY REALLY FREAKS OUT! HE RUNS AND GETS THE M.A. AND DRAGS THE POOR
GUY BACK TO THE TABLE. "LOOK!" HE SAYS, AND PULLS THE CORK OUT
AGAIN,"...ON THE ROAD AGAIN..." THE M.A. IS TOTALLY UNIMPRESSED. "SO
WHAT?" HE SAYS.
"ISN'T THAT THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN?" THE GUY ASKED.
"ARE YOU KIDDING?" SAYS THE M.A. "ANY ASSHOLE CAN SING COUNTRY MUSIC."
And for all the folks who ain't living in the U.S. of A., we get the day
off tomorrow so na ne na ne naa naa :=P*************
--
Bob Allen, Kansas City, '69CGT, '75TR6, '61Elva(?)
"It is better to live rich than die rich" -- Samuel Johnson
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