Read it carefully!
You are 'eligible' for a tow. You are ALWAYS eligible for a tow. Did =
Lucas say they would pay for the tow?
I believe Lucas will offer a refund, note I didn't say FULL refund, for =
the tow/jump.
If you think about it, and with our love of the 'Prince of Darkness', =
aren't we always a little more eligible for a tow than a lot of other =
folks?
And who is a 'qualified' road service provider? Can it be 'Bubba's Tow =
and Bait' out of Rural, Texas? (You know it won't break down in front =
of 'Chauncey's MG Emporium') or do we settle for 'Hi-Dollar Executive =
Vehicle Transport Group' who can be there 9:00 a.m., a week from next =
Tuesday!
OK, enough!
Do you get the idea that I don't like marketing bullsxxxxx....hype?
It is amazing what can get you riled.
Say goodnight, George.
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From: Feldman, Jack[SMTP:jack@ihcmail.ih.lucent.com]
Sent: Friday, March 21, 1997 8:50 AM
To: 'mgs@autox.team.net'
Subject: Lucas Roadside Service!?!?!?
>From the Special Interest Car Parts latest flyer:
"LUCAS'S ERS 24 HOUR EMERGENCY
ROADSIDE SERVICE PROGRAM
This just in...after purchasing a Lucas premium quality remanufactured
starter or alternator you can count on it to provide you with
unsurpassed reliability and performance. And you can enjoy added peace
of mind with their exclusive Lucas ERS 24 Hour Emergency Roadside
Service Program.
The Lucas ERS 24 Emergency Roadside Service Program provides that ,
should your starter or alternator fail during the two years after
purchase, you are eligible for a jump start, or tow to the nearest
repair facility if necessary, from a qualified road service provider.
This service is available 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, anywhere in
the U.S. or Canada.
Special Interest Car Parts and Lucas wish you many miles of Happy
Motoring"
OK, now your are towed, what do you do then when the tower doesn't want
to touch your car, or can't get a replacement!
Jack
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