Nina Barton wrote:
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> Its been funny, and I just can't resist any longer, If the MGB is
> generally considered feminine, does that make the MGC masculine, with a
> bulge showing in those tight pants? Nina :^)
Nina, just for the female listners (and my wife that saw the last
list), none of whome have flamed ne YET (preaest wife excluded), I ask
your tolerance for (read: so I can go back inside the house):
WHY LBC'S ARE BETTER THAN MEN
LBC�s don�t brag about sleeping with other LBC�s
LBC�s don�t criticize your friends
LBC�s may feel guilt when they do something wrong
LBC�s are not jealous
LBC�s never laugh when you miss a gear or stall at a light
LBC�s are not threatened by your intelligence
LBC�s are already in touch with their inner pistons
LBC�s with good bodies don�t know it
You are never suspicious of your LBC�s dreams
The worst social disease you can get from an LBC is a cold, from
enjoying �top down� too early
LBC�s do not need therapy to undo their bad socialization
LBC�s don�t make a practice of killing their own species
LBC�s understand that some of their friends cannot come inside
You can force a LBC to take a bath
You can prevent a LBC from making a mess in the house
LBC�s don�t correct your stories
Middle-aged LBC�s don�t feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner
LBC�s aren�t threatened by a woman with short hair
LBC�s aren�t threatened by two women with short hair
LBC�s don�t mind if you do all the driving
LBC�s don�t step on an imaginary brake
LBC�s don�t weigh down your purse with your stuff
LBC�s do not care weather you shave your legs
LBC�s aren�t threatened if you earn more than they do
LBC�s are nice to your relatives
LBC�s don�t think your ideas are stupid
Note: OK Virginia, I did it... now can I come back in the house,
please. The first list was only a joke. No, I do not feel a need to
sleep with my LBC. Even though:
LBC�s don�t get half when they leave you
LBC�s don�t yell sexual harassment
LBC�s don�t care if you leave the toilet seat up
LBC�s don�t mind if you are seen with another LBC
LBC�s are never hormonal
To a LBC, PMS means Purchase Me Soon
D##n, I did it again... Back to the garage
Clark Chilton
1/2 of an 80 MGB LE
1/2 of a 96 Black Lab
In a van down by the river outside Memphis TN
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