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Re: You Probably own an MG if: (Part1)

To: GOFASTMG@AOL.COM
Subject: Re: You Probably own an MG if: (Part1)
From: George G Curl <gcurl@tenet.edu>
Date: Sat, 18 Jan 1997 21:38:54 -0600 (CST)
i love it, soooo true!
George

On Sat, 18 Jan 1997 GOFASTMG@AOL.COM wrote:

> You always park facing down hill
> 
> The guy at the parts store;
>       A) gets a silly grin on his face when you walk in
>       B) is listed as a dependent on your 1040
>       C) sends you a get-well card if you haven't bought a part for two weeks
>       D) recognises your voice on the phone
> 
> You buy a parts car and not even you believe you will part it out.
> 
> You get into a car and are surprised; 
>       A) when all of the instruments work
>       B) you can carry on a conversation without shouting
>       C) by it's not needing oil, brake fluid, anti-freeze......
> 
> You get into a car and are NOT surprised by;
>       A) a spare battery
>       B) a tool kit that fills half the boot
>       C)a slightly singed instrument panel
> 
> You actually like the smell of Liquid Wrench.
> 
> You call AAA and THEY recognise your voice
> 
> You look under the bonnet and see;
>       A) more duct tape than hose
>       B) more electrical tape than wire
>       C) more oil than metal
> 
> You tell your wife the reason you were out to 3AM, is that your car broke
> down. And she believes you
> 
> The people you live with are no longer fazed by sitting down to dinner, and
> sharing the table with        carburettors
> 
> You pay more visits to the parts store than to the gas station or grocery
> store.
> 
> You entertain your closest friends in the garage, and  they find nothing
> unusual in your choice of venue
> 
> Your car makes a funny noise and you know at once;
>       A) what is wrong
>       B) how much the part(s) will cost
>       C) what tools will be required
>       D) how long it will take to repair
> 
> Your dynamo dies, so you just pull one off the pile in the garage
> 
> You distrust any one named Lucas
> 
> You believe that Lucas' first name is "Damn"
> 
> Rick Morrison
> :>)
> 

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