Happy Holidays! As for the reason for the season:
The burglar is slumped down in his van waiting for the couple to leave
the house. Finally they leave. He hikes across the street and jimmies
the rear door open. It is finally full dark and he is starting to feel
confident.
But as soon as he steps inside he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching
you."
He stumbles back out. But there is no other noise and the voice sounded
really strange so he slips back into the house and closes the door.
"Jesus is watching you."
This time he is sure it isn't a human voice and turns his flashlight
towards the sound. There, in the corner of the kitchen is a parrot.
"Jesus is watching you."
He chuckles and walks over to the parrot. "You think you're pretty smart
eh polly? What's you name?"
"Squwak! My name is Moses."
"Oh yeah? What kind of religious fanatic would name his parrot Moses?"
"The same one that named the doberman 'Jesus'" replied the bird.
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