Re: Near side and off side

[Agoura Jim <bjate@pacbell.net>]

There's a little tale about the guy who stopped in a little town 
(won't say where, hate to offend friends) to get a cup of coffee. 
Knowing full well that driving a Healey with a hot cup of coffee in 
one hand can be a problem, he was standing by his Healey when a local 
came up to him and asked "who makes these Undos?" Puzzeled, he asked 
the local "what do you mean, Undos?" The local pointed to the wheel 
and said, "Its right there on the hubcap....It says Undo!!!!!!
No fever, but I have a cold.........