Latest news release:
MGA Short Block has been captured alive. And the winner of god for a day is:
Randy Balogh, Lebanon, Ohio. After an 11 hour chase the hard sought Short
Block is now in custody in my garage. Shortie is now the backup plan for the
real culprit.
Meanwhile, Crank Shaft has turned himself in, swearing that he didn't do it,
now testifying profusely against his cohorts Oil Pan and No Flow, insisting
that it was all their fault, that they were the ones who really killed the
four Rodshell brothers. He has also agreed to reform and is cooperating with
the athorities in every way. Being given a light sentence and probation, as
a condition of his parole he is required to undergo electric shock therapy in
the form of weld resurfacing, and also to submit to a facelift by grinding.
The good news from the therapy house is that he will be fully rehabilitated
by Thursday afternoon and intends to be back at work by Fruday morning.
You may all greet him and congratulate him on his swift recovery upon his
first public re-appearance at MG Abingdon Weekend in Abingdon, Illinois this
comming Friday.
Barney Gaylord -- 1958 MGA (with an attitude)
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