>From a former female SOL, in response to the 'why LBC's are better than
women' thread.
Also forwarded to my SO.
Bill
--
billd@doa.net billd@voicenet.com (Bill D)
"Yesterday, apropos of nothing, one friend said to me 'Do you ever have
days where you just want to get everyone you know together in one place,
have them all take off their clothes, and let nature take its course?'"
--Susan Groppi
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Date: Wed, 7 Aug 1996 08:59:19 -0400 (EDT)
From: Michele Liguori <rv@tankgirl.ultranet.com>
To: Bill D <billd@voicenet.com>
Subject: Re: why LBC's are better than women (fwd)
At 11:14 PM 8/6/96 -0400, you wrote:
>
>even though it's written in all caps, it's still funny.
>
>Hugs,
>Bill
Hmm. Well, let me see what I can come up with in
defense of my sex...
Why LBC's Are Better Than Men:
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Just as fulfilling, not nearly as expensive to maintain.
[Alternate: Just as frustrating, *still* not nearly as expensive to maintain.]
You can spend a lot of money on an LBC, and you don't have to worry
about it leaving you for a younger/ prettier/ sexier owner.
LBC's *appreciate* the work you do for them.
LBC's don't expect you to do it all yourself.
LBC's don't become less sleek with age.
Always coming up with new uses for Astroglide!
LBC's never tell you that you look unattractive.
LBC's don't care if you shave your legs or not.
Size doesn't matter.
[and, recycled from that other guy's list:]
LBC's last longer.
LBC's don't get you pregnant.
LBC's don't have parents.
LBC's don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your LBC with your friends.
If your LBC makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your LBC smokes, you can do something about it.
And, Why Men Are Better Than LBC's:
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W. Ray Gibbons' Buns of Steel (tm)!
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