Two engineering students were crossing the campus when one said, "Where
did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful coed rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
"Take what you want."
The first engineer was horrified: "YOU IDIOT! Why did you take the bike?"
The bike owner replied smugly:
"I'm no dummy; I KNEW the clothes wouldn't fit."
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