I believe that I met these two good ol boys while I was living in
alabammy. One sorta looked like keith and the other brad...
true story, cross my heart...
*Subject:* Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering
their Cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition
to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says
"Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her britches and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,
the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
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