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Re: Engine Assembly Lube

To: lsr_man@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Engine Assembly Lube
From: Askotto@aol.com
Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:35:09 EDT
Dick
 
I've gone organic engine assembly lube, Weasel Slobber.
 
You just catch a Weasel ( Safety tip: wear good leather gloves ) and piss  
him off until he begins salivating  at the mouth. Then "milk" him like  a snake 
into a clean container. Their saliva is the slickest thing known to man  and 
it has this clingability that ad hears to the bearings and journals like no  
petroleum product can.
 
I tried Ferrite slobber and it just doesn't hold up.
 
Go for the real thing, Weasel Slobber!
 
Otto




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