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Re: Zero to 200

To: "Glen Barrett" <speedtimer@charter.net>,
Subject: Re: Zero to 200
From: "Ed Van Scoy" <ed@vetteracing.com>
Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2006 18:22:46 +0000
 This is a good way to see half of your stuff disappear in ahurry..... and oh
yeah, don't forget attorney fees on top ofthat.............
Ed

-----Original Message-----
From: Glen Barrett [mailto:speedtimer@charter.net]
Sent: Saturday, June 24, 2006 11:42 AM
To: landspeed@autox.team.net, 'Becca', 'Bob Webb', 'Gail Tensinsky', 'karlyn',
'Bill McDowell',
'Wester Potter', 'Gary Garcia', 'Mike Manghelli', 'Mike Cook', 'Keith Turk',
'Dave Dahlgren',
'Doug Odom', 'Doug Anderson', 'Ed Van Scoy', 'Jonathan Amo', 'lois oppermann'
Subject: Fw: Zero to 200

No land speed racer in his right mine would do this!!!
Glen
Subject: Zero to 200



Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife wasreally
angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a giftin the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BETHERE!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she
looked out the window and sure enough there was a small boxgift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the
box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroomscale.


Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.




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