Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
corner.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal.
Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to
move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,
it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
reach.
Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they
will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of
landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness
and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are
talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
And, Safeway Express Check Out Law: The only person ahead of you, needs a
price check.
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